Well NZ floats, we're a nation of sailors and to stop us floating around the South Pacific we use the Tasman cable attached to the world's biggest boat anchor !
There's OldSwede. I forget where he's from. And I believe we also have representatives from Switzerland and Portugal.
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In the third century B.C. the Greek stoic philosopher Chrysippus died of laughter after giving his donkey wine, then seeing it attempt to feed on figs.