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Bundyon_Jen · 05-27-2007

Ever noticed that the more you drink the more your speech becomes impaired???

note the below words try them out let me know how you go!!

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

:-D :razz: :-D

[ This message was edited by: Bundyon_Jen on 2007-05-27 22:39 ]

HiDesert · 05-28-2007

Another submission for category III, from personal experience of a good friend:

"I'm sure the key is right here in one of my pockets. There's no need to disassemble a window to get into the hotel room."

DaveB · 05-28-2007

Yep, that's all too true.

But it's not just your speech that gets impaired.... So they tell me :-D .

DaveB.

Sprint1050DA · 05-28-2007

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On 2007-05-28 02:57, hidesert wrote:
Another submission for category III, from personal experience of a good friend:

"I'm sure the key is right here in one of my pockets. There's no need to disassemble a window to get into the hotel room."

Had that one happen this weekend, except I would have to replace disassemble with break and hotel room with my apartment. Definitely makes a night of drinking more expensive.

doodledog · 05-28-2007

Good posting and all true, :-D :-D

jimballard · 05-28-2007

FUNNY THING, BUT NOTHING LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENS WHEN ONE OVER-INDULGES WITH CHOCOLATE..... IT'S JUST HARD TO PRONOUNCE ANYTHING WITH ONE'S MOUTH FULL.

CHOCOLATE...THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD: JIM

BigAl8295 · 05-28-2007

Quote:

On 2007-05-27 22:38, Bundyon_Jen wrote:
Ever noticed that the more you drink the more your speech becomes impaired???

SOMEBODY PLEASE GET HER BACK ON A MOTORCYCLE!!!!

Normandy · 05-28-2007

Funny stuff Jen

CAPTDON · 05-29-2007

Dont EVER say the key is in my pocket even if the bike is in the garage!! Or else your off to jail. Dated a girl once that couldnt sleep one nite, so she had a glass ofwine & took a ride on her BICYCLE to relax. Cop stopped her for riding on the sidewalk & arrested her for DUI! :???:

mglemans86 · 05-29-2007

I drink because every one becomes more interesting, and the women better looking. But not you Bondyon_Jen, just cover yourself with chocolate and I don't need a drink. :-D :-D