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Old 11-24-2012, 10:35 AM   #1201 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2012, 10:57 AM   #1202 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:21 PM   #1203 (permalink)
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Rob, my Iranian son-in-law and I appreciate your appeal for proper pronunciation. One of his pet peeves, and it has become one of mine after his 19 years of marriage to my daughter. We are both, however, guilty of the other Americanisms. Heading for Melbourne on Wednesday, maybe I will get another lesson or two while I'm there.
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:53 AM   #1204 (permalink)
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Americans; Iran and Iraq are not Apple products, please pronounce them properly.
I wonder how the Eye-talians pronounce it.
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Americans; Iran and Iraq are not Apple products, please pronounce them properly.
Alan Jackson's, "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure
I could tell you the difference in our rock and our band.
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I watch CNN and I'm not sure
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:00 PM   #1207 (permalink)
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The Brits made the first real computers to help break German codes during WWII. So why didn't the Brits ever build PCs?

They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil.
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