Triumphrat

Scrambler900 · 12-21-2012, 10:30 PM

My favorite line is from the movie "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail", when the French soldier on top of the castle says to King Arthur and his knights, "I fart in your general direction". Just love that line.

leftarmlogan · 12-21-2012, 10:45 PM

Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, Your Majesty, he said and she smiled quietly to herself.

Cabbage crates comin' over the briny!

You've all got five seconds to tell me...whatever happened to Baby Jane?

Tripps · 12-21-2012, 10:49 PM

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries.

Actually, we have no cheese at all, I was deliberately wasting your time.

It's only a flesh wound, I've had worse

BrewDudeBob · 12-21-2012, 10:58 PM

"It's"

triumpt120rv · 12-21-2012, 11:02 PM

"It's only a flesh wound".

leftarmlogan · 12-21-2012, 11:06 PM

I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.

This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy

I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances but is also a junkie.

I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.

And this is my wife, Audrey. She smells a bit, but she has a heart of gold.

Tough titty if it did, you nasty, spotted prancer!

Oh Lord, we beseech thee etc., etc., etc., Amen.

My nipples explode with delight!

clydeturbeaux · 12-21-2012, 11:12 PM

"He's not dead- he's pining!"
"G'day Bruce"
"Some have called me- 'Tim'"
"Bring out your dead"

Tremor · 12-21-2012, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrewDudeBob

"It's"

+1

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downhill · 12-22-2012, 12:16 AM

This is an ex-parrot.

Catenaccio · 12-22-2012, 12:21 AM

What's it like?