I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.
This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. Sudden...violent...comedy
I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances but is also a junkie.
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.
And this is my wife, Audrey. She smells a bit, but she has a heart of gold.
Tough titty if it did, you nasty, spotted prancer!
Oh Lord, we beseech thee etc., etc., etc., Amen.
My nipples explode with delight!
La strada davanti è senza limiti.
"It's a great day for hockey" - "Badger" Bob Johnson
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