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12-25-2012, 08:56 PM
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Formula Extreme
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Location: Miami, Florida USA
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"...how is Guiness beer like making love in a canoe? Well - it's fu*king close to water."
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12-26-2012, 06:22 AM
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#62 (permalink)
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Moto Grand Prix Main Motorcycle: Moto Guzzi 1200 Sport
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Colne.Lancashire.UK
Posts: 2,953 Other Motorcycle: 1972 Suzuki Hustler
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 "Oh, what a silly bunt!"
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12-26-2012, 06:56 PM
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#63 (permalink)
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Grand Prix 250 Main Motorcycle: 07 thruxton
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Cattleboro
Posts: 49 Other Motorcycle: 77 gs550 gone not forgot
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Get me a shrubbery.
What is you're favorite color? Blue...no green! AAAAAaahhhh!
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12-26-2012, 11:52 PM
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#64 (permalink)
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SuperBike Main Motorcycle: 2010 Triumph Thruxton
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chapel Hill, North Carolina USA
Posts: 1,621 Other Motorcycle: 2013 Triumph Thruxton
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What is your name? What is your quest?
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12-27-2012, 05:12 AM
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#65 (permalink)
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Grand Prix 250 Main Motorcycle: '94 Sprint 900
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bristol, England
Posts: 63
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
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12-27-2012, 07:25 AM
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#66 (permalink)
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World SuperBike Main Motorcycle: 2013 Tiger 800
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious.
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12-27-2012, 09:44 AM
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#67 (permalink)
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Formula Extreme Main Motorcycle: 2013 Street Triple R
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: NOVA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by markh
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
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If that was from memory, you are my hero!
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Words mean things.
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12-27-2012, 12:29 PM
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#68 (permalink)
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Grand Prix 250 Main Motorcycle: '94 Sprint 900
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Location: Bristol, England
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unfortunately not entirely BKK
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12-27-2012, 03:20 PM
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#69 (permalink)
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Moto Grand Prix Main Motorcycle: Moto Guzzi 1200 Sport
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As we're talking Monty Python, I thought you might be interested to learn that the big dance finale performed at the end of the "Every Sperm is Sacred" sketch from "The Meaning of Life" was filmed on the streets of my home town, just 5 minutes walk from my house. I can remember it clearly, as all the adjoining streets were cordoned off during filming.
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12-27-2012, 10:25 PM
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#70 (permalink)
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Formula Extreme Main Motorcycle: T100
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 683 Other Motorcycle: basket case Honda Scrambl
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