Triumphrat

RonL · 12-03-2012, 08:34 PM

Your bike doesn't say "ACME" on it, does it?

Junipero · 12-03-2012, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbon

As council recently retained by Mr.T-Bone Coyote, I give notice to Mr. Scambler900 that Mr. Coyote intends to pursue Mr.Scrambler900 for substantial damages due for physical and mental trauma inflicted by the second party on the first party with careless disregard for Mr Coyote's welfare, to wit without due care and attention with a motorcycle.

I further inform Mr.Scrambler900 that the dog has instructed me to subpoena the Dog as an expert witness.

Might I suggest, Esquire, that you include the bit about the hit and run. The alleged perpetrator in question motored along without stopping to check on the victim. In fact, Mr Roadrunner was a witness to the event and reportedly heard the perpetrator laughing in his helmet while viewing in his mirror the victim tumbling across the road.

For shame.

Travlr_45 · 12-03-2012, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbon

Imagine the version T-Bone's telling!

Damn crazy biker!

jimbon · 12-03-2012, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Junipero

Might I suggest, Esquire, that you include the bit about the hit and run. The alleged perpetrator in question motored along without stopping to check on the victim. In fact, Mr Roadrunner was a witness to the event and reportedly heard the perpetrator laughing in his helmet while viewing in his mirror the victim tumbling across the road.

Mr. Roadrunner has been moved to the Witness Protection Program.

Scrambler900 · 12-03-2012, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbon

As council recently retained by Mr.T-Bone Coyote, I give notice to Mr. Scambler900 that Mr. Coyote intends to pursue Mr.Scrambler900 for substantial damages due for physical and mental trauma inflicted by the second party on the first party with careless disregard for Mr Coyote's welfare, to wit without due care and attention with a motorcycle.

I further inform Mr.Scrambler900 that the dog has instructed me to subpoena the Dog as an expert witness.

May an anvil drop on your head.

Scrambler900 · 12-03-2012, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Junipero

Might I suggest, Esquire, that you include the bit about the hit and run. The alleged perpetrator in question motored along without stopping to check on the victim. In fact, Mr Roadrunner was a witness to the event and reportedly heard the perpetrator laughing in his helmet while viewing in his mirror the victim tumbling across the road.

For shame.

But I had the right-of-way!

jp99tbirdnm · 12-04-2012, 01:29 AM

I hate coyotes but that's along story. Never been T-Boned by one. I have though been T-Boned by deer, but not on a bike. The doe ran into the side of my concrete mixer truck. I won!

Junipero · 12-04-2012, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Scrambler900

But I had the right-of-way!

You'll have to tell that to the judge, mister.

Flaco · 12-04-2012, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jp99tbirdnm

I hate coyotes but that's along story. Never been T-Boned by one. I have though been T-Boned by deer, but not on a bike. The doe ran into the side of my concrete mixer truck. I won!

Gottcha Jerry...
I didn't need a hunting license in Wyo and So Dak...
Road kill many times hitting white tail with my pick up and semi...
Elk and Moose! I just duck and ride underneath 'em!
I'm still looking and hunting for that elusive culprit that killed your cat...
I'd like to see a Coyote that t-bone your Rocket and live to tell the Roadrunner about it...
Javelina are a different story...
Damn pigs!

caddydaddy · 12-04-2012, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Scrambler900

I went back and looked, but didn't see it, which was great, because what do you do with an injured coyote while you're alone in the country and on a bike?

Stay away! An injured animal will be more likely to attack you!