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post #161 of 3347 (permalink) Old 11-30-2012, 03:11 PM
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LoVel, I don't think Americans will have any problems with butt size until the much feared Twinkie shortage becomes real. A short term fix for these ladies (less invasive) is a bag of grass clippings stuck down their pants.


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Um yeah. Butt implants. There are pics in the article. You may not want to look.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module

A shocking video emerged today showing a grotesque bulge in a woman's buttock apparently caused when her botched silicone implant 'flipped inside out'.
Instead giving her a smooth, plump appearance, the implant has popped out and is left protruding in an ugly disc shape at the back of her cheek.

In the 20-second clip, the unidentified woman slowly manipulates it back into place while explaining: 'This is my implant flipping backwards'.
She adds: 'I don't think an implant's supposed to do that. It shouldn't be able to flip.'
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I wonder how many gallons of soy sauce is wasted each year because people rarely use the whole little packet that comes from the chinese take out.
Maybe they can inject the leftover soy sauce into their butt/lips and breasts. Soy sauce can't be any worse then the stuff they're using now and that would solve the waste problem.

P.S. The only problem though that I could see with using soy sauce is that, just like when you eat Chinese food, a half hour after the injection you'll want to inject again.
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All that picture needs is a Mad Max-type in an old Skoda with a half-barrel for a hood scoop.

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