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Old 11-05-2012, 07:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What made you laugh today

I just parked my car this morning and started the two block walk. As I approached an intersection I noticed to my left a cyclist just flying,...he obviously doesn't plan on slowing, let alone stopping. (not unusual for my city )

Then to my right another cyclist catches my eye coming from behind,...just smoking along. I slow down a bit, measuring my looks left then right, left, right,...BANG,....the cyclists hit exactly nose to cheek. So much for stop signs,..ha ha ha

I laughed out loud,....LOUD. I walk over about 25 feet to see the damage,...still laughing. One guy looks really embarrassed and the other is pissed I'm laughing.

They both get up and start adjusting the twisted bikes, seemingly comparing notes on how to do what.

Bah ha ha

2 blocks later I walk into my building,...still laughing as I recount this massive collision.

Have to say,..it made my day.

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Old 11-05-2012, 07:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I crop dusted a coworker just moments before a customer came up to his desk for help.........

I was a yummy one too...the best part was trying not to laugh while he was helping her...
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I got a good laugh at my buddy today. He was coming back from a hunting trip an hour and a half south of here. We talked for around thirty minutes when he said. " Where in the heck am I?" I knew immediately that he missed his turn off. He didn't realize it until the sign said Welcome to West Virginia. He missed by 25 miles.


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So I went out to her car and showed her that it was a indicator that the security system was armed and that it flashes every time the doors lock without the key in the ignition...
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Talking Neighbor made me laugh!

Need to set this up with a little background information. Due to setting our clocks back this past weekend it gets dark very quickly here in central Alberta, like by 5:30 PM! As well, because of our latitude it’s still dark at 7:30 in the AM (lovely way to spend the winter if you’re in an office without windows!).

Next door neighbor knock’s on the window at about 8:15 this evening, comes in and proceeds to tell us that she fell asleep watching the television and woke up to see the clock indicating 7:30. She thinks, “Oh no! I’m late for work!” Phones work and leaves a message that she’s late, but on her way in. Showers, gets dressed, out the door, gets the steering wheel anti-theft bar off, starts the truck… Wow look at all the traffic on the street when you leave an hour later for work… Hey how come there are people over at the mall this time of morning?.. It’s at this point that she figures out she has only fallen asleep for a half hour not 12 & a half hours. By the time she has finished telling this story I can barely stand up I’m laughing so hard!

Glad she is able to laugh at herself and share that story with me, it brightened up what was left of the evening.
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