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11-03-2012, 10:25 AM
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A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says " Sorry, Mac... we don't serve food here."
WHAT?!? ...isn't this the bad jokes thread?
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11-03-2012, 01:22 PM
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Uncle North. Why thank you. It happens to be one of my favourites and always makes me smile when I hear it.
When I'm in kentucky next I'll collect my prize.
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11-03-2012, 07:46 PM
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Wait....I've known your sig line was from Warewolves all along. I assumed everyone did.
Coolness factor +1
What I didn't know was the avatar was a pic of the man.
Coolness factor -1
No winning for me.
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11-03-2012, 09:15 PM
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I thought Nort's avatar was Steven Spielberg.
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11-03-2012, 10:15 PM
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Hhmmmm.
Makes you wonder. Maybe I should chuck out my corduroy pillows. No one like headlines on Scarlett.
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11-03-2012, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by leftarmlogan
I thought Nort's avatar was Steven Spielberg.
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Didn't Walt Disney's frozen head just buy out Spielberg?
Here's one of WZ's songs for you Lefty.
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11-03-2012, 10:40 PM
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Good song, Nort, but I have a nit to pick.
The bits about Czechs and Finns looking for fights is inaccurate. Those soft Euros wouldn't engage in such behavior.
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11-03-2012, 10:41 PM
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As long as we're talking sig lines, I've also spotted one from John Prine though I don't know who it was.
But real points for anybody who can figure out the name of my boat:
Seven Dollar Shoes
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11-03-2012, 10:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zelatore
Wait....I've known your sig line was from Warewolves all along. I assumed everyone did.
Coolness factor +1
What I didn't know was the avatar was a pic of the man.
Coolness factor -1
No winning for me.
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Hang on there z, you definitely take runner up and that's a win.
Here's your prize:
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11-03-2012, 11:52 PM
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I knew it was Warren's picture but I didn't read the sig line. Sorry Nort.
Sent from my iPhone
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