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post #1 of 4642 (permalink) Old 09-07-2012, 06:06 PM Thread Starter
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Sarcastic answers to serious questions - A game

Rules are simple, ask a serious question. Someone will give you a silly or sarcastic answer. They will then ask a serious (or not-so-serious) question, and so on...

Example:

Do birds sleep?

.....

(Response)

Only on featherbeds.

(Question for next person)

Is red the fastest color?

.....

When it's blood, and you're rushing to the hospital.

How are babies made?

.....

When someone blows their cover.

What does it take to win the Isle of Man TT?

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You need to graduate from training wheels first.

What's on TV tonight?


(You get the picture - take it from here, with your answer, then a question...)



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post #2 of 4642 (permalink) Old 09-07-2012, 06:28 PM
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What's on TV tonight?
Programmes.

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How many people work here?
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Count all the people talking by the water cooler, then subtract management.

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Add the people in ride and mulitply by two.

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Why is the bus driver naked?
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He couldn't bare to drive a taxi.

Why is the sky blue?

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Why is the bus driver naked?
He bought his new clothes from the emperor's tailor

Where does a nudist put his car keys?

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Like I'm going to play this game.

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Lefty, you've been playing it ever since I've been hanging out here.

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Like I'm going to play this game.
Party pooper

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