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Old 09-07-2012, 06:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sarcastic answers to serious questions - A game

Rules are simple, ask a serious question. Someone will give you a silly or sarcastic answer. They will then ask a serious (or not-so-serious) question, and so on...

Example:

Do birds sleep?

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(Response)

Only on featherbeds.

(Question for next person)

Is red the fastest color?

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When it's blood, and you're rushing to the hospital.

How are babies made?

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When someone blows their cover.

What does it take to win the Isle of Man TT?

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You need to graduate from training wheels first.

What's on TV tonight?


(You get the picture - take it from here, with your answer, then a question...)



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Old 09-07-2012, 06:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What's on TV tonight?
Programmes.

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How many people work here?
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Old 09-07-2012, 06:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2012, 07:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Add the people in ride and mulitply by two.

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Why is the bus driver naked?
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Old 09-07-2012, 08:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Why is the bus driver naked?
He bought his new clothes from the emperor's tailor

Where does a nudist put his car keys?
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Lefty, you've been playing it ever since I've been hanging out here.
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