Sarcastic answers to serious questions - A game
Rules are simple, ask a serious question. Someone will give you a silly or sarcastic answer. They will then ask a serious (or not-so-serious) question, and so on...
Do birds sleep?
Only on featherbeds.
(Question for next person)
Is red the fastest color?
When it's blood, and you're rushing to the hospital.
How are babies made?
When someone blows their cover.
What does it take to win the Isle of Man TT?
You need to graduate from training wheels first.
What's on TV tonight?
(You get the picture - take it from here, with your answer, then a question...)
"Always be yourself... unless you suck"
~ Joss Whedon