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post #1571 of 4642 (permalink) Old 11-17-2012, 08:04 PM
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Cleaning the horse s***.

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Horse s@#t, I'm used to all the BS in here. Which came first, The Chicken McNugget or the Egg McMuffin?
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Is "pork" a verb as well as a noun?

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Yes but you (I) don't hear it as a verb very often lately.

When'd you last give someone the pork sword?

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what's the time now?

what's the time now?

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Uh, another anomaly in the Matrix.


What IS the time now?

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Hammer time .

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One that hits HARD. (but Kipper as an Aussie, you'd never get hammered - right?)


How heavy is your best sledgie (hammer)?

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