Triumphrat

leftarmlogan

I swung from the monkey bars a few times. I can't remember if I fell or not, though.

If a bear s***s in the woods, do the trees clean it up?

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Boldor

I fell - and was lying in the sandpit winded to buggery. At least my pretty teacher came to see if I was alive.

No, trees clean the air. Worms, fungus, bacteria and other little things clean up the schit on the ground.

How do bears wipe their bums? Long hair and big claws - ouch!

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HAP

Simple. Drag your bottom along the ground.
Who put the bop in the bop sha bop?

Heavyduty1

The rama lama ding dong guy.


What will I do, now that the bike is parked for the season?

Boldor

Emigrate to a better climate where, like us, you buy 12 months of rego - not 6.


When did you develop the "drag along the ground" technique HAP? Do the smokin' hotties in your life "dig it"?

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roxynoodle

Yes, they use a shovel.

How did the sh!t get so deep?

Boldor

Fer Real - you need to ask? They just kept on schitting.

When will they stop?

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roxynoodle

When entropy destroys the world.

When is the end of the world?

Boldor

NEXT MONTH! (It's a Mayan thing)


You ready?

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leftarmlogan

I can't wait.

Anyone know where I can pick up a Laverda Jota?

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