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post #1441 of 4642 (permalink) Old 11-04-2012, 03:56 PM
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I swung from the monkey bars a few times. I can't remember if I fell or not, though.

If a bear s***s in the woods, do the trees clean it up?

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I fell - and was lying in the sandpit winded to buggery. At least my pretty teacher came to see if I was alive.

No, trees clean the air. Worms, fungus, bacteria and other little things clean up the schit on the ground.

How do bears wipe their bums? Long hair and big claws - ouch!

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Simple. Drag your bottom along the ground.
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What will I do, now that the bike is parked for the season?
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Emigrate to a better climate where, like us, you buy 12 months of rego - not 6.


When did you develop the "drag along the ground" technique HAP? Do the smokin' hotties in your life "dig it"?

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Yes, they use a shovel.

How did the sh!t get so deep?
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Fer Real - you need to ask? They just kept on schitting.

When will they stop?

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When is the end of the world?
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I can't wait.

Anyone know where I can pick up a Laverda Jota?

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