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08-22-2012, 11:43 AM
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Lefty,
In my role as "Old Man", I think I should wear an eyepatch, smoke a pipe and maybe be of Belgian ancestry, with a discernable accent?
Also, in this role, will I have any interactive scenes with any of the "Naked Woman(s)"? If so, I need to prepare, etc.
Bob
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08-22-2012, 11:47 AM
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Gob. How does an "old man" prepare to inner act with neked wimmin?
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08-22-2012, 12:12 PM
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with great patience.
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08-22-2012, 12:29 PM
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Yeah, I don't know if the film will be long enough for the Old Man to have some scenes with the wimmin folk. Doesn't Viagra take awhile to kick in?
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08-22-2012, 02:22 PM
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I only count 7 racers....talk about MGP having small grids!
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08-22-2012, 02:34 PM
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Also:
IM A STAR!
Who wants my autograph?
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08-22-2012, 02:37 PM
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Maybe our hero racer could belong to the new Triumph team that is bringing the 1L Daytona back for a long shot chance at the MotoGP title?
Opening Scene:
Our hero, Spank Cox, gets out of bed with 2 nekid wemins and quietly puts on his racing gear and leaves their apartment. Stepping outside in full gear you can see the word Triumph down the leg of his pants as he gets on his T595. He starts it up and rolls to the exit of the apartment complex... he looks left to the city (home) and right where there are mountain in the distance. After a brief pause Spank dips out right and gets out of the city as fast as he can, with the scenery opening up to hills transitioning to the mountains.
** Que 2 minute mountain into with beautiful view and peaceful music **
At the top of the mountain he stops his bike to get off and overlook the city as the sun rises. His phone begins to ring, he answers...
Prop: "Spank, the team is getting back together... we need you..."
Spank: "... I understand..." *Hangs up*
Turns around from the sun and gets back on the bike and spins the tire in the dust as he heads back down the mountain.
* Que lengthy mountain road destruction while Spank passes brand new Jap bikes down the mountain to aggressive electo or metal music**
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Last edited by RB240; 08-22-2012 at 02:53 PM.
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08-22-2012, 03:05 PM
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I have a feeling this film is going to mirror Barry Sheene's life.
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Originally Posted by D41
I only count 7 racers....talk about MGP having small grids!
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Everyone's going to be on Hondas, too.
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08-22-2012, 03:12 PM
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Shouldn't that be "spank we're putting the team back together"
Blues brothers reference.
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08-22-2012, 03:47 PM
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Whatever line gets Spank Cox to give racing another shot while fighting his sex addition and constant need to start fights. He is to be a complex man whose ultimate desire to with the MGP is made challenging by all of his vices.
Do you think Ms Knapp could be your female lead who Spank has had to chase (both figuratively and literally as she plays a sexy biker girl.
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