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Tips of the Day
Amazing Simple Home Remedies:
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> 1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone
> Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.
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> 2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By
> Using The Sink.
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> 3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed
> For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember
> To Use A Timer.
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> 4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You
> From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze
> Button.
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> 5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then
> You'll Be Afraid To Cough.
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> 6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It
> Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does,
> Use The Duct Tape.
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> 7. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.
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> Daily Thought:
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> Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything But They
> Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.
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-Mark Twain
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