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Old 10-21-2009, 02:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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lucky I was in my cage! therapy rant starts here!

to the ******* idiot that turned a blind left in front of me this morning this is my rant:
I know you won't get it.. but this is therapy for me!

heading downtown this morning I'm about to turn right at the next block... and go by Triumph. I'm just over block away from my right turn.

I'm going down Hastings in the far right lane doing about 45kph its pouring rain, and both inside lanes have just completely stopped

you (the ******* idiot) blaze a ******* blind left thru the stopped cars. you can't see the last lane but you're feeling really ******* lucky; and just hoping no one on a "bumper to bumper morning commute" could possibly be coming down the last right lane. you hopeful idiot!
you don't even try and nose up and sneak across; you pin it!
you're dead wrong ******! you hit your brakes and so do I! my ABS kicks in and I swerve to miss your car by an inch or so.

I'm thinking a collision is eminent. I miss! great... but my pathfinder is over a 1/4 side ways! and the next block ahead that I'm moving towards is stopped too.
I have one lane to save this one.... abs still going nuts!
oh no! I'm going straight for the 80+ yr old man on the street corner now! I crank it hard left! and thankfully don't kill him by pinning him against the street pole!

I stop! turn and turn my head around and see you take off as fast as you can in your charcoal colored sedan (Acura?). it would have been a hit and run for sure.
I could tell you had no intentions on hanging around.
too bad I have good reactions as I would have like to hit you; so that I could get out of my car and kick your ******* stupid head in. I know not smart but I seriously would have done it.
yes. *this is a problem that I know I have and recognize but you're a dumb **** and really need a good **** kicking.
so call it hand delivered karma!

I look at the poor old man and he's visibly shaken. I can't stop and talk to him as there's traffic behind me....
it pisses me off that you ****ed off so I try and head you off. we are both really ******* lucky for you that you got away.

rant over. I'm good now.
thanks for reading.

adrenaline headache is here.

good thing I wasn't on my ride.


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Old 10-21-2009, 11:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How frikken good is ABS eh?
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Just think, in a few months when the Olympics start you won't be driving more than 20 kph anywhere for weeks on end.

To make matters worse, David Suzuki will scare all the tree huggers into believing that the Olympics will have a carbon footprint of 100 gazillion, catrillion, bazillion tons more than anything possibly manmade.

The tourists will all be stoned on BC bud and taking up space at your favourite watering hole drinking water, because that is the environmental thing to do.

Since supply will be low on bud, the gangs will be killing each other in the streets to get more.

And to top it off,...it will rain the entire time.

But look on the bright side. When it is all over, you will be looking for that same guy who cut you off to t-bone you,...so that the insurance will pay your property taxes that will sky rocket from the Olympics and since you can't afford to drive anyway, you will be saving the planet by walking everywhere(when not riding)

Oh yeah,...and that provincial government !!!

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Has Montreal finished paying for their olympics yet?
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