Triumphrat

welshrob · 10-20-2009, 03:40 AM

Actually I`m not a Nazi, just thought it would be a good headline, my score was "Resistance Member"

The Resistance...

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!"

This is either a fun, harmless quiz, or possibly THE most tasteless, highly offensive, risque inflammatory thread, that we have seen on BHO for a while. I haven`t decided yet.

Although if one of the other moderators deletes it, I`m not going to get all upset.

Anyhoo, take the test, post your score and don`t worry, its just a bit of fun and NO, we probably won`t think you are REALLY a Nazi, no matter what you score...

Here you go, click der link...http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-wou...en-a-nazi-test

JollyRgr · 10-20-2009, 03:49 AM

I'm not sure if it's right or not either.....still I had a go and was very pleased with my result

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

dogtired · 10-20-2009, 03:54 AM

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Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 81% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

hrmmm, interesting point to note here, this test agrees with my ex wifes summation of me.

MrsNickwiz · 10-20-2009, 06:05 AM

I would have been an Expatriate and left the country, which surprised me as I have quite extreme views on some subjects and lots of people jokingly call me a Nazi....hmm.

saphena · 10-20-2009, 06:46 AM

Expat - probably about right.

jonkster · 10-20-2009, 06:51 AM

I must be hopeless at these quiz thingies...

mine came up Ducati Monster for some reason...

Nickwiz · 10-20-2009, 09:15 AM

Wouldn't give me a result unless I signed up to something. No thanks I'll trust I'm not a Nazi and leave it at that.

Bonnie06Tangerine · 10-20-2009, 09:39 AM

Nickwiz,

Does that mean you would qualify as one of those liberal fascists? Or worse yet, a democratic nazi????

drainbamage · 10-20-2009, 09:48 AM

Expat. Makes sense!

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Originally Posted by jonkster

I must be hopeless at these quiz thingies...

mine came up Ducati Monster for some reason...

TonyD · 10-20-2009, 10:09 AM

Yes, I came out as an Expatriate, too. I suspect that may merely indicate that we have been conditioned to give the 'correct' answers.

Nick, you failed the only genuine test of independent mindedness in that progression. You should have just ignored the personal data questions and clicked 'Show Me My Result'.