I found this online quiz that promises to find your ideal Ducati bike. Thought the questions were funny enough in a stupid Cosmopolitan article way; check it if you feel so inclined.
It told me superbike, an analysis that Misty would approve of, but the questions were too transparent to feel like it really means anything.
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I won't stop riding because you tell me about someone who died in an accident, just as I won't stop eating because someone died of e.coli.