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Old 02-02-2009, 08:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Motorcycle seats not responsible for impotence, erectile dysfunction

Motorcycle seats not responsible for impotence, erectile dysfunction

Male members of society have long concerned themselves over the potential harm that could possibly be done by riding a two-wheeled machine. The issue first crept into the public consciousness over a decade ago as professional cyclists would torture themselves with the smallest and lightest slab of a seat as possible in an effort to gain a competitive edge, but the issue has recently come back up regarding motorcycles and scooters as well. This, despite the generally well-padded nature of most modern saddles.
According to a study presented by Randall Dale Chipkar, author of Motorcycle Cancer? and patent holder of an "electromagnetic shielding motorcycle seat," the subtle vibrations caused by modern motorcycles does not cause impotence, erectile dysfunction disorder, or cancer. But, that doesn't mean we riders are out of the woods just yet. If the problem isn't vibration and pressure on your unspeakable nether-regions, what could possibly cause you harm? Low frequency electromagnetic fields, apparently, which Chipkar says can be generated by the electrical bits on modern machinery.
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Not sure where the study took place,but at least in my case,I GET a woody every time I ride my bike.
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Male members of society have long concerned themselves over the potential harm that could possibly be done by riding a two-wheeled machine. The issue first crept into the public consciousness over a decade ago as professional cyclists would torture themselves with the smallest and lightest slab of a seat as possible in an effort to gain a competitive edge, but the issue has recently come back up regarding motorcycles and scooters as well. This, despite the generally well-padded nature of most modern saddles.
According to a study presented by Randall Dale Chipkar, author of Motorcycle Cancer? and patent holder of an "electromagnetic shielding motorcycle seat," the subtle vibrations caused by modern motorcycles does not cause impotence, erectile dysfunction disorder, or cancer. But, that doesn't mean we riders are out of the woods just yet. If the problem isn't vibration and pressure on your unspeakable nether-regions, what could possibly cause you harm? Low frequency electromagnetic fields, apparently, which Chipkar says can be generated by the electrical bits on modern machinery.
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Obviously this researcher has never experienced ejaculation while riding excessively on a fast bike, he's probably bored with the limited amount of soft porn he's seen over and over again while sitting on his sofa.
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My father, a physician, reminds me of that everytime I ride to his home. Gotta love doctors, they know everything and do no wrong
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Gotta love doctors, they know everything and do no wrong
Exactly right.
I told my former doctor that my bike put my hands to sleep, presumably carpel tunnel issue.
His solution was "don't ride a motorcycle".

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