You didn't know what a Triumph Spitfire is?
Owen, I don't much pay any attention to cars I can't fit into.
Except for Cobra's. Those I'll suck it in for those.
True story. In the 80's, I used to work for a technology co. that had a computer help desk. I had a bit of a thing of one of the gals and would loiter around her desk during calls. One day she had this woman (possibly blond) on the line who was totally ignorant of computers.
Trying to help the woman reinstall the software, she tells the customer:
Help: "Take the disk (5-1/4" floppy back in the day) out of the paper sleeve."
Cust: "OK, what next."
Help: "Put the disk into the slot in the computer, and close the door."
-She hears what sounds like a sqeaky chair being rolled across the room and the office door being closed-
Cust: (in a hushed voice) "OK, the disk is in and I shut office door. Is there something private you need to tell me?"
TRUE! I can't make this stuff up.