Hey...its me. I'm just practising to be a moderator. How does this fit?
You bastard KNEEDRAGGER. We have a 'classified' section on this forum and we can't condone your actions in supporting a rival ie EBay.
This is your very last warning. We will be watching you.
If you find this too restrictive there are many other sites you can utilise.
THINK before acting next time.
This cynical entry probably won't last long...maybe 15 mins...everything I write that doesn't fall into the correct mould seems to get the CHOP.
"Drop that weapon, Yandi!"