Top 10 things that suck about riding a motorcycle:
10. 20% chance of rain that's actually 100% chance of hurricane
9. 100% chance of rain turns out 85F and sunny
8. Being stuck behind a really slow large truck
7. ...that's full of sand and gravel
6. ...on a bumpy road
5. ...and you ride without a windscreen
4. ...and are wearing an open-faced helmet
3. Grooved pavement
2. Large insects
1. Anything with more than 3 wheels
There's a much bigger list of things that don't suck, but I think this is funnier.
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