"Requirements for membership:
1. Must believe in the club philosophy
2. Must have a motorcycle that either is a café racer, is built in the spirit of a café racer or is at least ridden with that attitude.
Rules:
1. No “Cruiser” motorcycles allowed. Period. No exceptions. If you want to be in our club then get a cool bike.
2. No modern sport bikes. A Ducati Monster is cool, but not a Ducati 996. A Honda CB400/4 will work, but not a Kawasaki Ninja. Get it?
3. There are no real officers in the club. All events are put on by members of the club as a group. We don’t want to start having meetings about meetings.
Important:
The name “Ton Up Club” and any version of that name, the spade logo and any version of that logo and any content of the charter Ton Up Club web sites are the sole property of the club founders and can not be used without permission of said founders or their representatives.
We just want to keep it about cool bikes, cool beers and having a good time without any wankers."
WOW! thats alot of rules. they must be a REAL impressive group....*cough, cough...ahem*...maybe ya get a vest and everything!!! where do i .........aw *****, i ride a cruiser. guess i'll just have to get a......how'd they put it? "a cool bike".....i think i know who the wankers are.
sound like a bunch of garge queen, posers.
you keep cleanin' & i'll keep leanin'....
....end of rant!!!!
