» Sponsors
Springfield ArmoryShopTriumph.comMotorcycle.com Classifieds!TriumphPerformanceUSATrident-Exhausts.comBikeBanditRacerPartsWholesalebritishcustoms

» Sponsors

Please Visit our Site Sponsors Page

View Single Post
Old 02-12-2007   #29 (permalink)
Wombat
Administrator
Site Supporter
Team Owner
 
Wombat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Ex-pat Aussie in Honolulu, Hawaii
Posts: 3,703
A man went to a barber for a trim and a shave. While the barber was
lathering the man up for his shave, the man told the barber that he
always has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks.

The barber pulled a small wooden ball out of his cabinet
drawer. "Place this ball between your cheek and gum on the right side
and I can give you a close shave."

The man did this, and the barber shaved the right side of his
face. "Wow!" exclaimed the man, "that is great!" He put the ball in
the left side of his mouth, in anticipation of the barber's next move
and with muffled voice asked,

"Buh wat happens if I accidentowy swawo du baw?"

The barber said, "Just bring it back tomorrow. That's what most guys
do."
__________________
Bob

Click to see My Photo Album

Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese.
Wombat is offline   Reply With Quote
 

Motorcycle News, Videos and Reviews
Harley Davidson Suzuki GSXR Honda 600RR Yamaha R6
Sportbike Forums GSXR Forum Honda 1000RR Yamaha R1
Sportbikes Forum Ducati Forum Kawasaki ZX R6 Forum
Motorcycle Forum Ducati Monster Kawasaki Forum R1 MessageNet

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.10
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.