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LOVE Those Senior Citizens. . .
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.
"These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained.
"These fairways seem to be getting longer, too," said one of the others.
"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them, too," said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his senior buddies, the oldest and the wisest of the four at 87 years old,
piped up and said,
"Quit your dang complaining and just be thankful we're still on the RIGHT SIDE of the grass!"Â*
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"Â*
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
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Bob
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Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese.
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