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A guy walks into a pub one night and sees a very attractive young woman down at the end of the bar with several empty glasses in front of her, "hmm, he thinks" and strolls down there just as she takes a slug out of a fresh glass. " Hi." he says. the lady puts down her glass, looks him up and down, and says " Look buddy, lets just cut the bull***** here, I screw anybody, old, young, fat, skinny, don't matter, I'll screm'em anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, on the ground, in the hall, all the same. I'll screw them quick and I'll screw them slow, clean, dirty all the same to me. So, whadda ya say?"
" Really?" he says " I'm a lawyer too, what firm are you with?"
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