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I am delighted to inform you that during the 13th Plenary Poll Of Hamsters Ink., it was decided that ABC Radio News was the News Station Of The Year. Close Second was CNN and ninety-third was Fox News.
The key criteria in determining the winner was the length of each newscast and how relevant it was to hamsters. It was felt that ABC was best because each news story only lasted for 10 seconds. Consequently after the third news item had been read each hamster said they couldn't remember the first. As such, they felt ABC was giving a service to hamstermanity - and their presentation enabled the hamsters to get on with other things.
Fox came close to last because they never ran any stories on how to clean feeder bottles and where to store one's nuts in winter.
Next Poll: Best hamster music software.
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