I'm not a short arse and defo not prickless and I own a couple of Land Rovers and a mobile phone, also 4 bikes, I don't live in chelsea tho so does that discount me from your obervations :-D
I have noticed an increase of women driving 4x4's tho and I have noticed they tend to sit on your arse about 3metres behind you, 4x4's must make them feel indestructable, but a quick 2 fingered gesture and a scowl normally makes them back off