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Hey, that was my sister!!! I'll hafta post the infamous "ham sandwich" joke after I figure out how to dial it down to PG.
Ah well, let's try it right now:
A motorcyclist is riding out in the country. He stops for lunch a little early to beat the crowds. His choice is a small roadside establishment. As he walks in, he notices that the place is mostly empty, save for a stunning blonde behind the bar.
As his eyes adjust to the dim light, he sees a hand-written sign on the wall. It reads,
"Today's Specials
Cheese Sandwich $2
Ham Sandwich $3
Hand Job $5"
Delighted at the turn of events, he quickly check his pocket for the necessary funds. He confirms that he was enough, then approaches the bar.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?", he asks the lady behind the bar.
"Well, yes, I am.", she says, and smiles knowingly.
"Then wash your hands. I want a ham sandwich!", he replies.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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