Sorry...wasn't being serious about this. This was sent by my brother to me via
www.StrangePolice.com....
Teatime Love Bite
"A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea - while she gave him oral sex."
"In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back."
"She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan."
"Both only admitted how the received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania."
"The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone."
