Well. So much for talking me out of it!
As of now I have a 1985 Jaguar XJ6 with an LT1 for sale!
I'm heading to the dealer tomorrow to talk numbers.

They're prepared to "do what it takes to get rid of it"- it's been sitting for 2 years completely ignored.
As far as living with parents goes:
I never said this was a "get a bike or move out" situation... my girlfriend's lease is up in Sept. We're shacking up together then (she likes guys with strong family values/ties, or should I say, Mama's boys).
My problem is, I REALLY don't need another bike cause there isn't a place to put it.
I will be keeping you all posted as events unfold.
Thank you all for your lack of support in my time of want.